What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

boobs.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

thomas!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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