how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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thomas!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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redtube

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Safe sex MR

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Minecraft.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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