- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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