- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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