Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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