what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

VAGINA.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

My parents died!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Wanna here a good joke?

You are Nerochan right?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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