Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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How long is a china man?

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Hi

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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