- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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