What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Jews

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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brainfart

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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