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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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