- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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