Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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