What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Black People

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Religion.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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