- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Do u take sugar?

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Black People.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

The jets are a good team..

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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