knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

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