How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Your mom is fat

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whats one plus one penis

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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