- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Jews

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

brainfart

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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