What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

30cm = 0,3meters

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Students, please find the surface integral.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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