- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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