Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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this is not an anti joke

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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