A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

This is not a joke or is it

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Your Mom

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Sarah Palin

Your Mom!!!

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Hi

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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