- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

This one time at band camp....

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

No.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Poop swing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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