Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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what happens every day? People die

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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I was born.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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