- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

This is not a joke or is it

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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