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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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