- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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