- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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