Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Hahaha

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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