- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

refridgrator

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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