Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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im a willy bum bum

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Anti Joke

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