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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Knock Knock Come in.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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