- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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