- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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