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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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JUST KIDDING^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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