Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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AIDS

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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