im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Your mom is fat

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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whats one plus one penis

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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