Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Do u take sugar?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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The jets are a good team..

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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