What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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