how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Cripples are lame.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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poop

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A white person at Harvard

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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