What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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you lose.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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?J?o?k?e?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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butt sex

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This is not a joke or is it

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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