- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Your mom.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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