How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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