Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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