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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Neither have I

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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