- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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