What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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