Spell: “This word”

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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