- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Women's Rights.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What time is it? 20:45.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Samraj.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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