Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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what time is it? 3:16

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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