- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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