Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Samraj.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Nickelback

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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hey

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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