- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

a horse walks into a blender ow

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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