- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Black People.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Yeah right loser!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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