- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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