a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Womens Rights

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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