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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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