- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

One below was by me: Walter H

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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