Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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a man said hi.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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The Christian Bible.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Come In!

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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