- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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