have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Gay's

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Religion.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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