Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

69

what?

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Hi

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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