whats yellow? lots of things.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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The WNBA

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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PSN IS UP

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Anti Joke

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