Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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xavier stop

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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