I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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E= McVagina

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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