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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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I am a nigger.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

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