what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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LIFE :(

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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