- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

I am a nigger.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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