why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The jets are a good team..

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Chuck norris

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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