Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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