Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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