If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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