What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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WNBA

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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