knock knock who's there aids

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What's the difference between a duck

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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charlie sheen losing

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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