Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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"33"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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