- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A possesed goat: "moo"

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

civil rights

Take off your shoes.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

whats yellow? lots of things.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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