Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Queens Park rangers

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shauns beautiful

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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