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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

You see how lame this is?

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

An English man walks into a pub.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

whats brown and sticky? shit

you know whats funny... nothing.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.