What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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religion.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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what time is it? 3:16

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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