Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Snooki

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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kkk

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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