- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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