What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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I was born.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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