- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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