If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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