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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Vagina.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

david what a baghead

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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