Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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