- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Davey Peterson.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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