Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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