Knock knock Who's there Police

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's the difference between a duck

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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