What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Mark Wilson

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Agent 47.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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