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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

The Christian Bible.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Mormons having fun.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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