- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What's 9 + 10 19

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Agent 47.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Justin Bieber

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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